Okay, I was looking through my spam today, reading the funny ads... This one stood out;

Have they ever told you this, "Gush! Your penis is really tiny!"?
Didn't you feel sad?
Don't let ladies prefer vibrator to you! Megadik will make you a real man ! You should simply rely on this wonderful preparation!
"Gush! Your penis is unique!" Isn't that what you just love to hear?
Soon you'll be the only one they will hunt for! Megadik is your magic weapon!


Hmm...

Girl: "Gush! Your penis is.... Unquie?"
Guy: "I know!"
Girl: "What are the lumps?"
Guy: "Fun spots!"
Girl: "And the U turn it does in the middle?"
Guy: "Twice as thick!"
Girl: "And it's black!"
Guy: "Birth mark"
Girl: "Aren't birth marks smaller?"
Guy: "Oh, it was! Now lets be like men with real penis!"
Girl: "What do you mean real penis-"